santa came kinda late

[fastR of puppets]

thats one of the things i like about living in buttfuck no where, i dont have to worry about shit getting stolen, i dont even lock my garage, and theres plenty of goodies to be found in there

[amcfeek]

that sux about the pocket bike if you lived closer i would sell you 2 + a brand new motor cheap..
well i took care of an old guy years ago , familly was assholes .. he was ina wheel chair i knew his nephews nieces . they were ok his daughter and son . total ass . he was a good guy .. anny way the idiot next door used to swipe my keys and sell them copies so they could raid my garage .. then i built the new place and along comes grandson thinking well i smashed alll of his shit fvcked with him over there why not . i spoke to him one time and got it straight i predicted him having an accident involving a 300 foot cliff . umm he never bothered me again then his dad lost his house to taxes {idiot had 2/3.rds acre with house a garage etc , a job+ army pention ... } its now a parking lot leveled . when he moved out a 400 ex got robbed from the neighbor . the grandson was sentanced to jew=vy camp wich he escaped . cops are so sick of him they dont want him as a juivinile they will wiat till either he is caught doing something or turns 18 so they lock him up for a few extra years as an adult .
right now my major prob is spending a few months behind bars .. crackhead nextdoor robbed my house a few times ... my back yard isnt safe i have no spare keys i cant keep them in my house period , right now he ass belongs to the state of pa .. for mugging an old lady for herione money ... wich i almost suspect his friends had something to do with this ... most ppl aviod messing with me out of respect , i have gotten things back that were stolen freinds heighsted the stuff back . last summer a minibike engine walked up the street crackhead nextdoor's work . then the neighbor who boght it parks in front of my house like billy bad ass iand says hey i here you say i stole an engine ??
i said what are you talking about he didn't know it got stole back the night before ...i had to keep a straight face and said what huh ??? idiot left his shed open and the neghbor beat me to it .comes banging on my door with hey is this yours i said yeah , i said i seen the shed was unlocked i didnt get to it yet i said thanx..
i need to get a dvr card from ebay i have a s load off cameras here , the newer night vision ones are the cats ass motion detection software is kickass stuff . i [redict i will be setup by the time he gets out to lock my shit down and catch him or his freinds doing me dirt .......

[atomicsaladbowl]

jeez thats a hell of a lot of stories, i hate thieves also, im pretty lucky tho, live in a good neighborhood, i dont think anything has ever been stolen from me, but i really ought to start locking my garage up

[amcfeek]

GUESS FV<KING WHAT ?? they think they got balls ... well they tried it again new door didnt budge .. somebodies foot and shoulder are sore as fuck .. they loosened the hinge screws .had to wait around for the cops and this time they were nice ....
my door has a foot print and where they choulder hit the door they cleaned the 1year of grime and apple tree slop off the door ...
i just passed the place cought some guy in a 3 piece suite getting some skin , went after him like i was driving the general lee .. scared the viagra right out of him ...
well happy new year i will be hunting with my compoud bow ,thieves never go out of season!

[MX86]

make sure ya hang the heads over the door

[dualstroke]

Time for a campout at the garage.Make sure you rub there bloody skull on the brand new door to remind the next pos what he will have in store for him.I should come down to you and put 220 volts or more through the door knob.deep fried.Good luck man.

[amcfeek]

i think tomarrow will be the time they wil come back but its 10 am and just got backfrom checking the place i have some fresh snow set as a trap so i know they have been there ,... its a tough night tonaght as cops are out full force .. btw somebody is knocking at my next door neighbors house ... why couldnt they just brake in over here .... 1.30 am ...
i am gonna campout inside with the door open .. we will be like m=s=g .....
armed and ready
Cos if you don't approve,you can use the door Armed and ready,I gotta gunsight trained on you ...