wear your fucking helmet - Page 2

CHAD · #11 (**permalink**) 12-09-2005

yeah, i don't see how that dude didn't see him. that burm didn't look that big. He must have no been paying attention, or just very very stupid.

370banshee · #12 (**permalink**) 12-09-2005

he is riding a polaris... he can't be too smart...

CHAD · #13 (**permalink**) 12-09-2005

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Originally Posted by 370banshee

he is riding a polaris... he can't be too smart...

very true.

370banshee · #14 (**permalink**) 12-09-2005

hahahahaha

369DuneBunny · #15 (**permalink**) 12-10-2005

my leg hurt. . . .

i wasn't whining. . . .
you dumped a 150 lb bike on my leg

tecateboy · #16 (**permalink**) 12-10-2005

haha i got a story. me and my cousin were driving my polaris....slow yes i know. but i let her drive and shes driven wheelers alot before...well we came down this one hill into a lil valley deal and well we found out there was a big puddle at the bottom of it and the wheeler tires just sunk in. we went from about 60-0 in an instant. she hit her head on the middle of the handlebars and i smacked my head into her back. we just laughed and said " shit we gotta remember that water next time"

MaineExport · #17 (**permalink**) 12-10-2005

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Originally Posted by 370banshee

you talking bout me??? hahaha

Haha... no I was talking about the prolapsed rectum riding the polaris... but thinking back on some of the riding stories you've shared... maybe it could apply to you too!

Kane · #18 (**permalink**) 12-10-2005

Reminds me of my now 18yr old daughters first ride at the ripe age of 4. She was just learning to ride, had been on the JR50 for about 5-10 minutes. She was just going around in a circle in the front driveway. Paying too much attention to the handlebars, she runs straight into a tree. Just like a perfect cardboard cutout, she flips up and knocks her helmet on the tree and lands right back on the seat. She sits there a second, shuts off the bike, puts down the stand, and says "I dunwanna ride nuh mower". Gads, I laughed so freakin' hard.

Now, she rides so goddamned hard, fast, and furious, I don't even want to think about her not wearing a helmet. She's yet to meet a guy she can't whoop all over on.

CHAD · #19 (**permalink**) 12-10-2005

uh oh? 18 huh kane? haha, I'll be happy to race her! lol

bobeaser · #20 (**permalink**) 12-10-2005

Hell yesterday I needed a knee helmet. Nothing like having your sled about 10 ft in the air and landing a little lobsided and falling off the fucker and spraining your knee. Still was out today though.