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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into WalMart with her
two
kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The WalMart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart .. Nice
children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the

oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
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oh shit that's hillarious!!!
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hahaha thats funny
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ohh shit she got served!
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hahaha, i can just imagine and 70 year old greeter saying this
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