Rules Of The South

[XxFATBOYxX]

rules of the south

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.

3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup
truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get
dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to
us. Get over it. Don't like it? I- 40 goes east and west, I-55 goes north and south. Pick one.

5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton pickers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. So every person in the south waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar?
It's available at the corner bait shop.

9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.

11. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats,
vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and
ketchup! Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call
that stuff you eat... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served
over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.

16. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities , Universities, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come home for the holidays.

17. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. So don't mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.

18. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

[iluvmyCR]

this is the best thing since the 2 stroke =D

[atomicsaladbowl]

thats funny, some statements I agree with, where did u get that?

[sparkzilla]

That should be hanging next to the 10 comandments everywhere...

[XxFATBOYxX]

i found it on atvfl.com

[Wacko Jacko]

lot of you hicks bump rap with your subs in your cars, dont lie

[XxFATBOYxX]

yes i like rap and hip hop but i i dont go play playin it so that you can hear it from a mile away i keep my music to my dam self but anyways i dont like all that new rap gangter stuff i like underground hip hop and ol'school hip hop

[SHOWTIME]

I'm never going to the south.
I'm a beach bum through and through lol.
I would so not fit in any where else...

Information about Californians
This explains every thing LMAO!

[RagunCajun]

1 and 2 are for black people only or white boys trying to be black and/or a "badass".

#5 is so true. My dad's a sugar cane farmer. $250k combine harvester, $40k per wagon, tens to hundreds of thousands of dollas to grow/raise the crop.....adds up but the farmers here live well(middle class).

[Fearnot]

Pshh from the city or a farm community north south east or west, We are all one.