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 Beer well sence 370 had a tiff here is a thread for beer ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker, what comes in bottles or in cans… BEER! cant get enough of it… BEER! how we really love it… BEER! makes me think i’m a man… BEER! i can kiss and hug it… BEER! but i’d rather chug it… BEER! got my belly up to here… BEER! i cannot refuse a… BEER! i could really use a… BEER, BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER !!!!! i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad. (burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to be his bud. here, have some pretzels no, i’ll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz ha ha ha. drink with your family, drink it with your friends drink till your fat , stomach distends, beer, it liquid bread its good for you, we like to drink till we spew who cares if we get fat i’ll drink to that as we sing once more… what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker, what comes in bottles or in cans… BEER! cant get enough of it… BEER! how we really love it… BEER! makes me think i’m a man… BEER! i can kiss and hug it… BEER! but i’d rather chug it… BEER! fill my belly up to here… BEER! golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it, do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me, BEER! the most wonderful drink in the world BEER hooray! (Burp)
__________________ PERKINS #18 2000 Yamaha hybrid Blaster chassis with a 2000 YZ250 motor AKA YZB-250r Mieir silver race fenders ITP pro-9 rims wraped with holeshot mx's all around Custum seat T-2 bars with arc levers DG nerfs TRX250r rear shock Works dr fronts wheel spacers for now P.E.P steering damper AC bumbers Custum Pipe and scilencer (FMF) 39mm PWK with UNI clamp on V-3 reeds Wiseco Pro-lite Thats all you get to know THANKS TO BRAIN AND MARGRET AT KINNEY RACING FOR HOOKING ME UP WITH ASOME DEALS 92% of teens have switched to rap music if you are part of the other 8% put this in your sig. E2S militia member      |
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03-10-2005
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| muahahahahaha that is a great song weird al is the greates guy in the world im listing to that song now after that.
__________________ 2003 Yamaha Blaster - 296 Pro-Circuit Silencer, bored .50, Boysen Power reeds, DG nerf's. 2001 MXZ 600 w/ rezzies 1998 Formula SL 500 (slowest turd on the trails)  Live Fast Die Proud Ride 2-Stroke I'm Ron Burgendy? E2S militia member |
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03-10-2005
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| Beer Beer Beer
__________________ PERKINS #18 2000 Yamaha hybrid Blaster chassis with a 2000 YZ250 motor AKA YZB-250r Mieir silver race fenders ITP pro-9 rims wraped with holeshot mx's all around Custum seat T-2 bars with arc levers DG nerfs TRX250r rear shock Works dr fronts wheel spacers for now P.E.P steering damper AC bumbers Custum Pipe and scilencer (FMF) 39mm PWK with UNI clamp on V-3 reeds Wiseco Pro-lite Thats all you get to know THANKS TO BRAIN AND MARGRET AT KINNEY RACING FOR HOOKING ME UP WITH ASOME DEALS 92% of teens have switched to rap music if you are part of the other 8% put this in your sig. E2S militia member |
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| Dear Alcohol:  First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time. 3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock. 4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable! My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities. Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your biggest fan P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:  1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.  2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.  Last edited by Bandit; 03-10-2005 at 11:20 PM. |
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03-10-2005
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| Ok, this is a Jodie (sp?) we used to sing marching to school in Tech School Beer Beer Beer Beer, Beer Beer Beer Beer, got Drunk last night! got drunk the night befoooore gonna get drunk tonight like I've never got drunk before We're all apart of the drinkin family! HEY Well the drinkin family is the best family We all came over from ole germany You got yer high land drunk ya get yer low land drunks and ya got yer other damn drunks Sing GLORIOUS! VICTORIOUS! HEY! One more keg for the four of us! ....damnit, I can't remember the rest, its been a couple years, I think i missed a couple lines, and the second half. lol. but you get the main idea. Just imagine 40-50 people singing that in a formation marching to school. We had another one called Gumby's gay. can't remember the words but it was hilarious. got us in trouble a few times. |
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03-11-2005
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| Beer Beer Beer
__________________ PERKINS #18 2000 Yamaha hybrid Blaster chassis with a 2000 YZ250 motor AKA YZB-250r Mieir silver race fenders ITP pro-9 rims wraped with holeshot mx's all around Custum seat T-2 bars with arc levers DG nerfs TRX250r rear shock Works dr fronts wheel spacers for now P.E.P steering damper AC bumbers Custum Pipe and scilencer (FMF) 39mm PWK with UNI clamp on V-3 reeds Wiseco Pro-lite Thats all you get to know THANKS TO BRAIN AND MARGRET AT KINNEY RACING FOR HOOKING ME UP WITH ASOME DEALS 92% of teens have switched to rap music if you are part of the other 8% put this in your sig. E2S militia member |
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03-11-2005
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| Well our guys last night went to play Omro at Kimberly high school. W beat them, by 1 point...huge barn burner I tell ya. Awesome game. We me and some friends decided to throw a party in spite of the victory, in my friend's villa which last night was the last night we had it. I took a few silver bullets...some pucker, and of course...puked. But the main part is I'm sitting here in school hung over like a mofo with beer bottle caps in my pocket...very interesting. I love you beer.
__________________ Saul 1998 Yamaha Banshee Pro Circuit pipes, K&N filter, removed lid, boost bottle, Pro Taper bars, Ceet graphics, Durablue Extended rear axle, powermadd handguards, Joker Machine dual headlights, Boyesen Carbon Fiber reeds, MSR gripper levers FLOTEK porting, .035 shaved head, 200w stator, +4 timing advance, Streamline Billitanium Steering stabilizer, New Wiseco pro-lites (.020),Pro Armor Tether, Moose TORS Elimator Kit w/ braided stainless steel throttle cable, K&N Outerwear and a whole lot of ass kicking. Friend the clutch...too much power. 2006 Yamaha YZ 125 05 Ski Doo MXZ 500SS Adreneline 2007 GSXR 600 My first four stroke! Full Scorpion exhaust, Vortex clipons E2S militia member |
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| Beer Beer Beer
__________________ PERKINS #18 2000 Yamaha hybrid Blaster chassis with a 2000 YZ250 motor AKA YZB-250r Mieir silver race fenders ITP pro-9 rims wraped with holeshot mx's all around Custum seat T-2 bars with arc levers DG nerfs TRX250r rear shock Works dr fronts wheel spacers for now P.E.P steering damper AC bumbers Custum Pipe and scilencer (FMF) 39mm PWK with UNI clamp on V-3 reeds Wiseco Pro-lite Thats all you get to know THANKS TO BRAIN AND MARGRET AT KINNEY RACING FOR HOOKING ME UP WITH ASOME DEALS 92% of teens have switched to rap music if you are part of the other 8% put this in your sig. E2S militia member |
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| i love beer, beer beer beer beer, yum yum yum!!!
__________________ 1999 XC 500 144 studs Boost Bottle 2002 XC 700 144 studs Boost Bottle SS Rumble Pack Silencer I LOVE SCOTCH! SCOTCHY SCOTCH SCOTCH! |
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| here it goes down into my belly, mmm mmm mmm!
__________________ 1999 XC 500 144 studs Boost Bottle 2002 XC 700 144 studs Boost Bottle SS Rumble Pack Silencer I LOVE SCOTCH! SCOTCHY SCOTCH SCOTCH! |
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