E2S > General > Off-Topic

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 04-28-2005
Flattrack's Avatar
Flattrack Offline
PARTS PIMP

 
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
sssss1404
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Wester, Pa.
E2S Coin: 3,538
Classified Rating: 0% (0)
Flattrack will become famous soon enoughFlattrack will become famous soon enough
Default Now this is what I call Justice...

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.


Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!!
__________________
official thief and loser of everything2stroke
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links

  #2 (permalink)  
Old 04-28-2005
CHAD's Avatar
CHAD Offline
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT B*TCH

 
Activity Longevity
7/20 18/20
Today Posts
sssss2125
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: New Hampshire
E2S Coin: 14,210
Classified Rating: 0% (0)
CHAD has a reputation beyond reputeCHAD has a reputation beyond reputeCHAD has a reputation beyond reputeCHAD has a reputation beyond reputeCHAD has a reputation beyond reputeCHAD has a reputation beyond reputeCHAD has a reputation beyond reputeCHAD has a reputation beyond reputeCHAD has a reputation beyond reputeCHAD has a reputation beyond reputeCHAD has a reputation beyond repute
Default

now that is one hell of a granny....
__________________


2002 Yamaha Banshee
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 04-28-2005
keller45's Avatar
keller45 Offline
Sand Thrasher

 
Activity Longevity
0/20 15/20
Today Posts
ssssss466
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Phoenix
E2S Coin: 3,536
Classified Rating: 0% (0)
keller45 will become famous soon enough
Send a message via AIM to keller45 Send a message via Yahoo to keller45
Default

That would hurt! Well i guess thats what you get when your that desperate.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 04-28-2005
suzuki LT250R's Avatar
suzuki LT250R Offline
..........

 
Activity Longevity
0/20 20/20
Today Posts
ssssss804
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Wichita Falls, Texas
E2S Coin: 3,499
Classified Rating: 0% (0)
suzuki LT250R is infamous around these partssuzuki LT250R is infamous around these parts
Send a message via Yahoo to suzuki LT250R
Default

I say them bastards got what they deseved.
__________________
For Sale: 86 LT frame set up for a CR500 Motor


Currently without a quad.


E2S militia member--commander
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 04-28-2005
JT.'s Avatar
JT. Offline
Newbie

 
Activity Longevity
0/20 19/20
Today Posts
sssssss76
Join Date: Jul 2004
E2S Coin: 3,432
Classified Rating: 0% (0)
JT. is a glorious beacon of lightJT. is a glorious beacon of lightJT. is a glorious beacon of lightJT. is a glorious beacon of lightJT. is a glorious beacon of light
Default

Hell yea. Go getem granny. That would be pretty cool if they nominated her for sainthood and a medal. She deserves it.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 04-28-2005
Kane's Avatar
Kane Offline
the oh great one

 
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
sssss3512
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New England
E2S Coin: 5,181
Classified Rating: 0% (0)
Kane has much to be proud ofKane has much to be proud ofKane has much to be proud ofKane has much to be proud ofKane has much to be proud ofKane has much to be proud ofKane has much to be proud ofKane has much to be proud ofKane has much to be proud of
Send a message via Yahoo to Kane
Default

Shiite!!!!! I'd call her Granny any day. My new goddamned hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 04-28-2005
BANSHEE 2000 Offline
Newbie

 
Activity Longevity
0/20 15/20
Today Posts
sssssss13
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Wisconsin
E2S Coin: 3,404
Classified Rating: 0% (0)
BANSHEE 2000 is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

I wish my grandma would shoot up some thugs
__________________
2000 Banshee
Custom 2 into 1 pipe, Custom Silencer, K&N Filter , Wiseco Lightweight Piston kit, Boyseen Reeds, Renthal Bars, No front fenders, DG Alloy front bumper, Pro Peg nerf bars, and more to come
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 04-29-2005
odaen's Avatar
odaen Offline
Big Daddy

 
Activity Longevity
0/20 16/20
Today Posts
ssssss814
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Oregon
E2S Coin: 3,473
Classified Rating: 0% (0)
odaen has a reputation beyond reputeodaen has a reputation beyond reputeodaen has a reputation beyond reputeodaen has a reputation beyond reputeodaen has a reputation beyond reputeodaen has a reputation beyond reputeodaen has a reputation beyond reputeodaen has a reputation beyond reputeodaen has a reputation beyond reputeodaen has a reputation beyond reputeodaen has a reputation beyond repute
Default

with more people like granny, there would be far less violent crimes like that
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 04-29-2005
bigkahun74's Avatar
bigkahun74 Offline
BROKE AS FUCK

 
Activity Longevity
0/20 20/20
Today Posts
ssssss773
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: northwest Indiana
E2S Coin: -3,599
Classified Rating: 0% (0)
bigkahun74 is infamous around these partsbigkahun74 is infamous around these partsbigkahun74 is infamous around these partsbigkahun74 is infamous around these partsbigkahun74 is infamous around these partsbigkahun74 is infamous around these partsbigkahun74 is infamous around these partsbigkahun74 is infamous around these partsbigkahun74 is infamous around these partsbigkahun74 is infamous around these partsbigkahun74 is infamous around these parts
Send a message via AIM to bigkahun74 Send a message via Yahoo to bigkahun74
Default

hell ya... my granny used to be like that.. she lived in chicago when she was young and was known for throwing moltav cocktails through peoples windows. crazy woman...
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 04-29-2005
91LT250R's Avatar
91LT250R Offline
Resident Genius

 
Activity Longevity
0/20 16/20
Today Posts
sssss1644
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: PA
E2S Coin: 3,575
Classified Rating: 0% (0)
91LT250R is on a distinguished road
Send a message via AIM to 91LT250R Send a message via MSN to 91LT250R
Default

This lady did something that was illegal, but in no way was it wrong. It was 100% right. She's a bad ass woman. Go granny! This is the kind of punishment that should be dealt out to criminals. I'm glad decided to hold onto that gun.

EDIT: Hmm. Where did you get this story from? I did some searching to find the source of the article so I could share it with one of my friends and I found this page that claims it's an urban legend.

Last edited by 91LT250R; 04-29-2005 at 05:03 AM.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:13 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.1.0
Gabriel garcia marquez | Mortgage | Online Loans | Loans | Buy Shares
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
Copyright 2005 everything2stroke.com