A laugh for the day

JT. · #1 (**permalink**) 05-14-2005

A little old lady wants to join a local biker club !

• A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
• She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
• The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
• The biker asks: "Do you have a motorcycle?"
• The little old lady replies: "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway.
• The biker asks: "Do you drink?"
• The little old lady replies: "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
• The biker asks: "Do you smoke?"
• The lady replies: "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day. I'm shooting pool."
• Very impressed the biker asks: "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
• The old lady thinks for a minute and says: Nope, ... but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."