Ghosts

Banshee · #1 (**permalink**) 11-01-2005

I just thought this was funny

A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture of the
>supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many
>people here believe in ghosts?"
>
> About 90 students raise their hands.
>
>"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
>do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
>
> About 40 students raise their hands.
>
>"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
>Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
>
> About 15 students raise their hand.
>
>"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
>
> 3 students raise their hands.
>
>"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any
>of you ever made love to a ghost?"
>
>Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
>glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no
>one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come
>up here and tell us about your experience."
>
>The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
>make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room,
>the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with
>a ghost?"
>
>Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."